“Dad, wait, I have to pee.”
They were just about to launch into a chase after Captain Badass’ ship.
Dragon Father nodded and automatically said, “That’s one dollar.”
“Huh?”
“It’s a joke—Never mind—It’s funny—Forget it—It’s just something my d—” Suddenly Dragon Father froze. Then he looked at Dragon Little, “What were saying?”
“I have to pee.”
“Go pee! But quick! We have to catch Captain Badass!”
Dragon Little went to the plank to pee overboard, while Dragon Father went to the helm, ready to move Bonnie’s Revenge the second Dragon Little returned to the deck. Neither of them seemed to notice Dragon Father’s strange behavior. But I did. And even I didn’t know what to make of it.
—Told by The Red Dragon
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