“Surrender, girl!” he screamed at the top of his voice and aimed his sword at her face.
“You know what you have to say, Captain Badass!” she said, at all flustered by the threat. “Tweedle weedle dee!”
He hesitated. He looked around at his pirates. He probably suspected her of using some kind of ploy, but was comforted by the numbers. “Eh…. Surrender… Please?”
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