Joy woke up when an evil Red Pirate crashed through the door to the door of her cabin and hit the other side of the cabin with force.
She turned in her bed, and opened her eyes.
The Red Pirate ignored her and rushed back out.
There was noise of fighting outside.
She sighed and sat up.
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The evil king was defeated and handcuffed, waiting to be led by Dragon Little and Dragon Father into the Infinite Prison in the belly of Bonny’s Revenge.
But Dragon Father was in no hurry to go back to the ship.
He walked around the big room and then sat down on the king’s throne, one leg over the side.
“This is nice,” he said. “Want to try it?”
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Dragon Little, just three years old and a tiny human child, picked up a hammer as big as her father.
It was a huge, colorful hammer made of plastic and filled with air.
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“Get out of the car, Joy,” he turned his attention to the car.
The new car was standing there with its roof torn apart, its sides and front banged up, and Dragon Little was standing on the front seat, leaning out from the torn roof.
“Why?” she started. But when she looked at his face, she jumped out and joined him. “What’s wrong, Dad?”
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Dragon Father landed the car - the car that Dragon Little had stolen only moments ago - back on the dealership lot. The new car was now battered, and its roof was torn.
Dragon Little, standing on her seat, her body leaning over the roof, waved to the dealer.
The dealer looked at the car with his mouth hanging open.
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“Dad! The monster is gaining on us!”
It was Dragon Father now driving the car Dragon Little had stolen. Its roof was wrecked and its speed was not at all what they were used to, flying in spaceships and pirate ships.
Dragon Little rose to stand and look at the dinosaur-like monster through the roof. “Give me a gun!” She offered her hand without looking at him.
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Within seconds after four-and-a-half-year-old Dragon Little stole the car from the auto dealership, Dragon Father was wearing a jetpack and flying after her.
He caught up with her and screamed at the window, “Joy! Stop the car!”
She looked up at him. “No!”
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“We’re here to buy a car,” Dragon Father said.
“But… why?” She pulled on his sleeve again. “We have a ship!” She pointed to Bonny’s Revenge floating above the dealership, its anchor tethered to the rock behind the building.
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Dragon Father and Dragon Little sailed the ocean of the hawk people after a victorious adventure.
Instead of flying home, they stopped to look at the suns begin to set. On their own ocean the suns never set.
“It’s beautiful, isn’t it?” Dragon Father held little Dragon Little on his arms as they looked at the pink and orange hues of the sky.
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I do not often tell you about the adventures of Dragon Little and Dragon Father. They have had adventures almost every day I had known them. But these adventures are not real - they are Dragon Father’s dreams. He does not know it, but he controls the villains, the outcomes, the risk, and their success.
So the risk ist never real. The adventure ist never true. Except when Dragon Little ist left behind to deal with the few villains who are left when Dragon Father awakes. But even then she ist somewhat protected.
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Ten Martian Ice Pirates ships sped towards Bonny’s Revenge. Dragon Little, only four and a half years old, was on it, her father having awoken just seconds ago, leaving his daughter to fend for herself alone in the Dream.
Dragon Little did not seem overly worried, and helmed the ship particularly slow, allowing the pirates to catch up.
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It took them an hour to get to the south pole from Mars’ equator. But now they have been going for half an hour and it had only gotten colder.
“That’s so strange,” Dragon Father mumbled to himself.
He then shrugged and flew faster. “Let’s keep going!”
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Bonny’s Revenge hovered just above the surface of Mars. My hiding place, behind the bright glare of the dream’s two suns, was still good for seeing what Dragon Father and Dragon Little were doing on Mars just as well as what they were doing on the surface of Earth’s ocean.
The pirate ship hovered just above the reddish, cracked desert which was Mars’ surface.
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Dragon Father exhaled slowly. “Jeez. It’s beautiful. You know, when I was a kid, I wondered if I would ever get to space, set foot on Mars, see alien planets, fight evil villains, and save the world. Now we do it every day.”
“A-ha,” Dragon Little was still clearly still resentful that they did not have any adventure that day. Her arms were crossed and her face sour.
“Isn’t it beautiful?”
“A-ha.”
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“Here we go!” Dragon Father pulled back on the wheel and Bonny’s Revenge pulled out of the water and rose into the air.
Behind them, they had a left a flag. They had buried its pole in the sea and above water it towered above the highest mountain. The flag itself - the cloth itself - was huge, and flapped in the wind.
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“Did you know, Joy…” Dragon Little and Dragon Father were both staring at the horizon calmly. It was morning, Joy had just woken up, eaten, brushed her teeth ,and brushed her hair. Dragon Father was calmer than usual, taking his time, not looking for adventure to find him. “Did you know that the Earth is round?”
Dragon Little, now four and a half years old, looked at him, and said, “What’s Earth?”
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“There’s a magical wand in your hair!”
Dragon Father had finally decided that enough was enough, and that Dragon Little’s hair had to get a good wash, shampoo, and combed. It’s been weeks since Dragon Little’s hair has touched water, since Dragon Father trusted her when she said she did it. Now that he forced her to do it, he dug out a wand out of her hair.
Dragon Little looked at the wand in surprise.
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“Shush! Shush!” Dragon Little waved him away. Then, suddenly, she turned to face him. “Yes! I’l make a wish!”
“Three wishes?” The genie begged hopefully.
“Three wishes. Then what happens?”
“Then I’ll be free. I’ll be released. I’ll be back to my real life before I was cursed with being a genie in a lamp.”
Dragon Little nodded.
“Ready?”
He tensed his body.
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“Which one of you can kill a genie?” I heard Dragon Little’s voice carry through the cramped Infinite Corridor in the belly of Bonny’s Revenge.
“Me!” “I can!” “Me!” “I think I can.” “Me!” “Me me me!” a chorus of voices answered.
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“I’m sorry… This is the first time this happened to me…”
Dragon Little turned away from him. “Don’t care. I made three wishes. You can go away now.”
“But… But… But…”
“Three wishes! I made eleventy wishes! Go away!”
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